This is a compilation of our most frequently asked questions. Please read before asking us a question; we might have already answered it here.
Q: Why do you hate Twilight?
A: Go read our About section. We explain pretty clearly why.
Q: Have you even read the book(s)?
A: Normally I'd just say, "Yes," but the answer to this question is so obvious I can't help but say, "Uhm, duh?" Why
would we protest something we've never read? How could we hate something we've never read?
This is the single most frequently asked question we get, and it's also the stupidest. Yes, we've read the books. All
of them.
Q: Are you insulting the fans?
A: No. We didn't make this site to insult fans-
we made it to criticize the book and share our viewpoints. Welcome to the internet. Enjoy your stay.
Q: Hating a book is a waste of time, isn't it?
A: No, not to us. We enjoy it. It's kind of like how we think that reading all the Twilight books and obsessing over
them is a waste of time: sure, we think it's stupid, but you have fun, right? Same principle. Apply it.
Q: What are you planning to accomplish?
A: Nothing, really. We just want to present people with another opinion
and let them know that even Twilight has its flaws. Or maybe just to screw with you. You know, whatever.
Q: How could you not like it??11!
A: We just don't. Sorry.
Q: Are you implying that Twilight fans don't have lives?
A: No. We're criticizing the book. If you don't have a life, that's your problem; we don't blame that on Twilight.
Q: Why do you think anyone will listen to you?
A: We don't expect much- but hey, might as well try.
Q: What's wrong with liking Twilight?
A: Nothing. You can read the book all you want. People finding the book entertaining is fine with us.
What we hate is when they're allowed to scream their opinions, and we're told to hush ours. We believe in Free Speech,
not "Freedom of Popular Opinion". You can like it. I can hate it. We can both do it publicly.
Also, people claim Twilight is the "BEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN"; and it's obviously not. We want you to hear that.
Q: Just stop wasting your time, okay?
A: It's not a waste of time to us.
Q: I respect your opinion, but just shut up, okay?
A: That's just it: you don't respect our opinion.
That's why you won't let us criticize your favorite book
without sending us hate mail, insulting us, and threatening us. You're going to have to deal with a lot of criticism in
your life, and a lot of it will be way more personal than someone disliking your favorite book. If you can't seem to
handle this, then you need to grow thicker skin, my friend.
Q: Don't you have anything better to do? Do you have no life?
A: I made a website against a book. You found this website, raged, and typed up hate mail. I'd say we're pretty
evenly matched.
Q: Why do you put 90% of your energy into something you hate?
A: Ahahaha, 90% of my what? You obviously don't understand how fast (and easy) it is to make a website. We've
barely put any "energy" into this- if we had, it'd be a lot bigger. This is for fun. It's how we get our kicks.
Q: If you hate them so much, why did you even read the books?
A: BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A HORRIBLE BOOK UNTIL I READ IT, HURRR. You have to read books to know what they're
about. I can't believe I actually have to explain this. The rest of the "twilight saga" we read for the lulz.
They're so horrible it's funny.
Q: You can't have this site.
A: Au contraire, we can. Google the First Amendment- it guarantees us our right to free speech. What are you going
to do about it?
Q: I'm going to get your site deleted.
A: Haha, no you're not. Go ahead and try, though. Really.
Q: I'm allowed to have my opinion, and I think Twilight is amazing!
A: Good for you. Have a cookie. I have an opinion, too- and I think Twilight blows. I guess we're pretty equal, huh?
Q: I like Twilight. Are we enemies now?
A: Goodness, no. We have quite a few friends who like Twilight. We don't mind that they like it, and they don't mind
that we hate it. If you want, you can be our best friend, too. <3 We'll have a sleepover. It'll be great.
Q: It's just a book, you know!
A: Yeah. And Uncle Tom's cabin was just a book. So was The Jungle. War and Peace. The Communist Manifesto. Mein
Kampf. My point is that books have made big impacts on people in the past. What's your point?
Q: Oh yeah, well if Twilight is so bad, then why is it so popular?
A: You're right! If something is popular, it MUST be good! It's so obvious, how could I miss that? Oh, wait, that's right-
because if you use that kind of logic, then because slavery was popular in the 1800's, it must have been right. And
because Adolf Hitler was such a popular leader in Germany, how could he have been bad?
Logic: use it before you ask questions, please.
Q: Do you have something against Mormons?
A: No, of course not. When we call Stephenie Meyer a Mormon housewife, it's because she is a Mormon housewife- and there's
absolutely nothing wrong with that. If you find that being a Mormon housewife is offensive, well, then you have some inner
discriminatory problems of your own to sort out.
Q: Everyone hates you and your site.
A: Oh boo. Hold on a second while I go cry over people on the internet disliking what I say. (Although the funny thing
is, we've heard from more anti-twilight supporters on this site than anything.)
Q: And you think Twilight is the worst book ever?
A: No, it's not the worst. It's just really, really, really bad.
Q: Instead of hating on Twilight, why don't you do something more useful like saving the whales or something?
A: Who's to say I don't do that in my free time, too? ;)
For all you know, I'm the goddamn Batman.
Q: I hate you.
A: Well we can't all be friends.
